Reindeer- Love Sugar Cookies; Santa told Military Moms.

How Santa Got his reindeer to Fly at Last Christmas?
It was tough at first as Santa seen Reindeer growing.
The Reindeer grew day by day, but why Santa thought.
Dasher was he biggest, Prancer was next in size, and
Rodolfo's nose wouldn't even glow a bright red.

What would Santa do if a big winter blizzard blew in?
Would Christmas still arrive on time? Whats Santa going to do?
Is Santa in one big pickle or what this year? Thought of no Christmas!
Can that be, Santa had to figure out why the Reindeer keep GROWING;
At a Rate of several pounds each and everyday; For months now!

Why are the Reindeer putting on so much weight, and so fast?
Santa starts Reindeer training, on  November 1, no exception....EVER!
This give the Reindeer 1 month to get into awesome shape by December 1, .
Reindeer are usually pulling the sleigh like it loaded with  feathers.
But this December 01, The Reindeer are huffing and puffing as if
they started back on November 01, AND WHY Santa ask himself?

Because Santa has to figure out the cause or no presents for all children,
December 24, for boys and girls on the Santa's nice list, Christmas eve.
Boys and Girls Naughty or nice; Whats Santa to do as Christmas is
soon here, Santa has to get his Reindeer in ship shape for Christmas eve travel.

The Reindeer can barely run on there special tread mill, the mile meter barely moves,
As it turn out back in November a big Military jet linear flew over the North pole.
The Military Jet was too special deliver sugar cookies to military bases around the world.
Moms bake sugar Cookies for Service Personal  once a year from around the globe,
Your neighbors Mom with their Men or Women serving in the Military forces.

Each year a special "Military Jet" flies just like Santa and the Reindeer.
With a special delivery of moms sweet sugar cookies, sweet treats for all serving
all branches of the military from around the world; for all their hard work and service.

See all folks around the world have special abilities to give the world in some way.
Me, I'm a handyman serving my community and surrounding community's as a handyman-
"Jack of all trades" tackling: Repairs, Odd Jobs, and Tasks for  folks owning homes or businesses.
 Having small children with home projects left undone can be stressful. enough about me though!

Santa needs a break ASAP! I heard on the news about someone taking all the sugar cookies.
Moms now need answers to the missing cookies from that special military jet linear.
Two dilemmas and no answers to either; "Santa's or moms" from around the world
with all those missing sugar cookies millions of cookies we are talking about here.

I thought to myself why would anyone want to steal all those sugar cookies?
Moms sugar cookies were locked in that special military "CARGO JET".
My brain was spinning like it was a top on a cement slab with no cracks to stop it!
What the heck does fat Reindeer have to do with all these moms cookies and Santa Claus?
And how I found out about Santa's fat reindeer and Moms around the globe's missing cookies.
Kind of like Facebook's CEO Mark, and The Facebook and 3 Harvard University dudes in
a law suite with Mark.
Stop digressing; I'm telling myself as I'm getting so excited about solving this big problem
and it has nothing to do with Facebook, CEO,Mark or home-repairs at all.

So lets break it down one more time so you all know what's up.
1. Santa's reindeer are getting fat!

2. Mom's from around the world are missing lot of sugar cookies.

3. What the heck is going on here....???

You probably figured it out and am I'm a little slow, even though I'm writing the story.
See some days my brain works as though its a normal functioning brain.AND others well!

Well the reindeer are still fat and a lot of missing cookies is all I have to go on!
I walk out of my office and walk toward the kitchen for a fresh cup of  brewed coffee; AND
The T.V. has on Freddie, "WOW" No that story would be to long and not age appropriate
for this story beside YOUR probably wondering what happened to the cookies and why
reindeer are getting fat? And how this all turns out with Santa and Moms around the world.

As luck may have it, I knew the Pilot of that special Jet plane with all those sugar cookies,
and he said flying over the north pole it was so snowy that he couldn't see the wings on
that special jet plane for the snow, he said to me! Man it sure snow over the north pole.
I remembered him saying to me; the plane seamed to pickup speed when flying smack dab over
the north pole, he the pilot recalls; when the pilot stopped at his first stop no sugar cookies; he said!

I keeping thinking about a that reindeer Named Dasher and called; on Dasher the fat'est of all reindeer,
and why Dasher grows faster than the other reindeer, Dasher was in the best shape all spring,
all summer and all of fall and now Dashers the fat'est reindeer of e'm all. What causes reindeer to get fat,
I ask myself again? Just think how fat reindeer would be if they ate sugar cookies I said to my self!
I bet they would swell up like Dasher; I proclaimed!

With December 24, Christmas eve and only 24 more days till the reindeer have to fly around the world!
And Santa's head spinning like a top, and the elves not knowing the reason reindeer get fat either.
Has Santa in a predicament on December 01 this year. Now Santa must devise a plan. Find
answers as to why his reindeer keep getting fatter... while Santa thinks of all those nice boys and girls.

Santa talked on live T.V at 11:00 o'clock PM with, Scot Shaffer news desk anchor and Kurt Errand the weather guy at 11:00 pm; the boys laughed so much about Santa's having fat reindeer and fat reindeer not being able to fly Santa's sleigh that they forgot about the news and the weather Plus Scot forgot about talk back that evening. Pretty funny watching the new cast at eleven, the newly hired bubbly sports caster said, s-Sa-anta Has Fat Reindeer, How do fat reindeer fly the sports caster ask? They don't! replied Kurt cracking up... because the sleigh is stuck in our back yard said Kurt! Fat reindeer don't fly, AND look in the back yard its proof big reindeer can't lift a sleigh yet alone take Santa back to the North pole giggling along with Scott; JUST THINK of the reindeer Pooh said the new weatherman; Piles of it in our back yard, wait till Tom see's the back yard, can't wait to see the face of the morning crew on Monday morning, replyed Scott.

Maybe the weekend crew will clean it up, BUT overweight reindeer can't fly said the crew to Santa,
What are we all to do? Over weight reindeer sure do produce a lot of pooh in our back yard. The bricks are covered; You news people are to be covering the news, put a report together and tell your viewers about my problem; SAID Santa! What about the reindeer pooh in the back yard; Replied Kurt; LAUGHING aloud!
Maybe we can ask viewers how is the best way to remove reindeer pooh; Piles of it; Kurt said LAUGHING aloud! Boy WHAT a story!Don't worry he's not done yet replied Santa!
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A Lot Of Running For Christmas This Year?

Santa know's that everyone is doing a lot of running this year. Either it's going to the store to do last minute shopping. Or going to the mall to pick up those last few gifts. Even the most common going long distances to see those family members long distances from home.
What Santa-Wants-To-Talk about today is some of the ways to stay safe so you can enjoy this christmas year. With going long distances Santa wants you to do the regular checks to your vehical like I do to my sleigh. Although they are a bit different. First check the tire pressure, although I check to see if the rails on my sleigh are tight. Check oil, like I feed my raindeer and put them to sleep so they are ready for the long night. Always put that seat belt on even though it may not be the most comfortable thing. Also one of the big things Santa-Wants-To-Talk about is texting/talking and driving. I know we are all trying to get a hold of the family and friends to see what we need to set up arrangments and see what to get. But the phone won't save you in a accident, so please just follow these safty tips to make sure you have the best christmas ever! Thanks and remember Santa-Wants-To-Talk!

This One Is For The Parent's!!

Parent's, I know that you may not belive in Santa Claus. But if you do Thanks for beliving. Well back to my points. Santa-Wants-To-Talk about those specific parents telling there children that Santa isn't real. If you tell your kids that there is no Santa they will have no excitment for Christmas  other than you getting them presents. We all no that isn't the real meaning of christmas is for everyone as a family and with religous belifs to get together and enjoy the day. I mean I belive in Santa. Do you want to know why? Maybe because I am Santa. I know how kids feel when there parents tell them that Santa isnt a true person. I really think that every parent should take into consideration what there children are going to feel like when there parents tell them that Santa isnt real. I feel that when parents tell there children that, it brings the spirit down a whole lot. So please parents this year consider thinking about the consequence's of telling your children that the good ol' Santa Claus isn't real.

Tell Santa What You Want To Talk About! (Limited Time Only!)

For a limited time for one week only I will let you as reader's or viewer's tell me what you want Santa talk about! If your reading this post you can still leave a comment saying what you want Santa to talk about. When Santa delete's this post the time is over and you will have to wait for the next time we post something like this. Hurry up if you want to tell Santa what talk about, instead of Santa-Wants-To-Talk to you!

 Please if you would like this posted again we need to have this trial for people to tell us or it won't be done again! So for the last time TELL Santa what you want him to talk about!

Always remember: Santa-Wants-To-Talk!!
Happy Holidays to all and to all have a good night!

Santa-Wants-To-Talk About Desserts He Wants Christmas Eve!

Santa-Wants-To-Talk desserts today! Why? Every child always needs to set out something for Santa! You should already know that Santa love's his cookies. Chocolate chip, sugar, penut butter, rasin, or oatmeal work! Any kind you have to offer in this category will gladly be eaten.

But some of the unusual things that have been set out for me are actual regular christmas gifts from some of the children that are really into me. Another one of the things that I really like that people set out for me is hot chocolate. I can't belive that I forgot that! The reason I like hot chocolate for christmas is so when i'm flying on the sleigh I stay warm. I know that my Santa suit keeps me warm most of the night, but the hot chocolate really helps when I get delivering near Alaska. There are some of the things that I really want and like to get set out for me on christmas eve! Thank you and remember that Santa-Wants-To-Talk!

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What Does Santa Do To Prepare For The Big Day?

Today i'm going to explain what Santa does every year to get ready for the holiday Christmas! The first day after Santa is done delivering presents from the following year is get the elves around and explains what presents need made before the next Christmas. Next they all get the supplies and start working on the toys.

They will work 364 days just a bit off all year. Then when Christmas eve gets here they have to do an inpection on all the reindeer and the sleigh. Santa mainly does those two thing's. Also Santa has too eat a plate of cookies everyday for the whole year so he gains more weight and can stay warm for the sleigh ride. He needs this because he goes the whole way around the world and some places are very cold. These are some of the things iv'e heard Santa has to do to get ready for Christmas.

Any other ideas on what he might have to do to prepare? Well comment to this post if you do! Remember Santa-Wants-To-Talk!

Christmas All Year Round?

I have a question to ask you today? Would Christmas everyday or once a week sound like a good idea?
Give me your answer's i'd appriciate it!

I know every year when Christmas come's around people get that special feeling in there stomach with the winter wether and the big image Santa Claus. We usually get together with the family every year to celebrate this holiday. This mean's if we had it every week or even day we would be able to build a stronger relashonship with the relative's that we really don't get a chance to see all that often. But then agian the income issure would fall into place with not being able to afford all the delectables that come's with this holiday. So give me your answer no right or wrong because people are entitled to their opinion. Give me your's because Santa-Wants-To-Talk.