How Santa Got his reindeer to Fly at Last Christmas?
It was tough at first as Santa seen Reindeer growing.
The Reindeer grew day by day, but why Santa thought.
Dasher was he biggest, Prancer was next in size, and
Rodolfo's nose wouldn't even glow a bright red.
What would Santa do if a big winter blizzard blew in?
Would Christmas still arrive on time? Whats Santa going to do?
Is Santa in one big pickle or what this year? Thought of no Christmas!
Can that be, Santa had to figure out why the Reindeer keep GROWING;
At a Rate of several pounds each and everyday; For months now!
Why are the Reindeer putting on so much weight, and so fast?
Santa starts Reindeer training, on November 1, no exception....EVER!
This give the Reindeer 1 month to get into awesome shape by December 1, .
Reindeer are usually pulling the sleigh like it loaded with feathers.
But this December 01, The Reindeer are huffing and puffing as if
they started back on November 01, AND WHY Santa ask himself?
Because Santa has to figure out the cause or no presents for all children,
December 24, for boys and girls on the Santa's nice list, Christmas eve.
Boys and Girls Naughty or nice; Whats Santa to do as Christmas is
soon here, Santa has to get his Reindeer in ship shape for Christmas eve travel.
The Reindeer can barely run on there special tread mill, the mile meter barely moves,
As it turn out back in November a big Military jet linear flew over the North pole.
The Military Jet was too special deliver sugar cookies to military bases around the world.
Moms bake sugar Cookies for Service Personal once a year from around the globe,
Your neighbors Mom with their Men or Women serving in the Military forces.
Each year a special "Military Jet" flies just like Santa and the Reindeer.
With a special delivery of moms sweet sugar cookies, sweet treats for all serving
all branches of the military from around the world; for all their hard work and service.
See all folks around the world have special abilities to give the world in some way.
Me, I'm a handyman serving my community and surrounding community's as a handyman-
"Jack of all trades" tackling: Repairs, Odd Jobs, and Tasks for folks owning homes or businesses.
Having small children with home projects left undone can be stressful. enough about me though!
Santa needs a break ASAP! I heard on the news about someone taking all the sugar cookies.
Moms now need answers to the missing cookies from that special military jet linear.
Two dilemmas and no answers to either; "Santa's or moms" from around the world
with all those missing sugar cookies millions of cookies we are talking about here.
I thought to myself why would anyone want to steal all those sugar cookies?
Moms sugar cookies were locked in that special military "CARGO JET".
My brain was spinning like it was a top on a cement slab with no cracks to stop it!
What the heck does fat Reindeer have to do with all these moms cookies and Santa Claus?
And how I found out about Santa's fat reindeer and Moms around the globe's missing cookies.
Kind of like Facebook's CEO Mark, and The Facebook and 3 Harvard University dudes in
a law suite with Mark.
Stop digressing; I'm telling myself as I'm getting so excited about solving this big problem
and it has nothing to do with Facebook, CEO,Mark or home-repairs at all.
So lets break it down one more time so you all know what's up.
1. Santa's reindeer are getting fat!
2. Mom's from around the world are missing lot of sugar cookies.
3. What the heck is going on here....???
You probably figured it out and am I'm a little slow, even though I'm writing the story.
See some days my brain works as though its a normal functioning brain.AND others well!
Well the reindeer are still fat and a lot of missing cookies is all I have to go on!
I walk out of my office and walk toward the kitchen for a fresh cup of brewed coffee; AND
The T.V. has on Freddie, "WOW" No that story would be to long and not age appropriate
for this story beside YOUR probably wondering what happened to the cookies and why
reindeer are getting fat? And how this all turns out with Santa and Moms around the world.
As luck may have it, I knew the Pilot of that special Jet plane with all those sugar cookies,
and he said flying over the north pole it was so snowy that he couldn't see the wings on
that special jet plane for the snow, he said to me! Man it sure snow over the north pole.
I remembered him saying to me; the plane seamed to pickup speed when flying smack dab over
the north pole, he the pilot recalls; when the pilot stopped at his first stop no sugar cookies; he said!
I keeping thinking about a that reindeer Named Dasher and called; on Dasher the fat'est of all reindeer,
and why Dasher grows faster than the other reindeer, Dasher was in the best shape all spring,
all summer and all of fall and now Dashers the fat'est reindeer of e'm all. What causes reindeer to get fat,
I ask myself again? Just think how fat reindeer would be if they ate sugar cookies I said to my self!
I bet they would swell up like Dasher; I proclaimed!
With December 24, Christmas eve and only 24 more days till the reindeer have to fly around the world!
And Santa's head spinning like a top, and the elves not knowing the reason reindeer get fat either.
Has Santa in a predicament on December 01 this year. Now Santa must devise a plan. Find
answers as to why his reindeer keep getting fatter... while Santa thinks of all those nice boys and girls.
Santa talked on live T.V at 11:00 o'clock PM with, Scot Shaffer news desk anchor and Kurt Errand the weather guy at 11:00 pm; the boys laughed so much about Santa's having fat reindeer and fat reindeer not being able to fly Santa's sleigh that they forgot about the news and the weather Plus Scot forgot about talk back that evening. Pretty funny watching the new cast at eleven, the newly hired bubbly sports caster said, s-Sa-anta Has Fat Reindeer, How do fat reindeer fly the sports caster ask? They don't! replied Kurt cracking up... because the sleigh is stuck in our back yard said Kurt! Fat reindeer don't fly, AND look in the back yard its proof big reindeer can't lift a sleigh yet alone take Santa back to the North pole giggling along with Scott; JUST THINK of the reindeer Pooh said the new weatherman; Piles of it in our back yard, wait till Tom see's the back yard, can't wait to see the face of the morning crew on Monday morning, replyed Scott.
Maybe the weekend crew will clean it up, BUT overweight reindeer can't fly said the crew to Santa,
What are we all to do? Over weight reindeer sure do produce a lot of pooh in our back yard. The bricks are covered; You news people are to be covering the news, put a report together and tell your viewers about my problem; SAID Santa! What about the reindeer pooh in the back yard; Replied Kurt; LAUGHING aloud!
Maybe we can ask viewers how is the best way to remove reindeer pooh; Piles of it; Kurt said LAUGHING aloud! Boy WHAT a story!Don't worry he's not done yet replied Santa!
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